White bathing suits look good only on elementary school girls.
Transformers come in four difficulty levels, 1 is easy and 4 is hardest, and we always end up with 3's.
No matter how hard you plan something, it will turn out differently than you imagined.
Sugar, children and sitting quietly don't mix.
My husband's margaritas will puncture a hole in your brain.
If my sister is the special edition Christmas Bob Mackie Barbie you don't take out of the box, I'm the four years old one whose hair is mussed and clothes have come on and off so often they're soft and easy.
My daughter is the snuggliest girl on the planet.
My five-year-old son acts like a frat boy.
The beach is a perfect place to have a vacation. See you all next week!!!